![]() 04/16/2016 at 14:06 • Filed to: Looking professional means looking like everyone else | ![]() | ![]() |
So I won’t be compared to Jesus Christ, Charles Manson, a homeless man, or that one guy from Fleetwood Mac anymore.
It also means I’ll go back to be carded every time I go to a bar, because I’ll look like I’m 19 years old again. My goal was to just let my hair and beard go crazy some time before I go bald (or die) so I did get that much out of it.
But I won’t have a vehicle suitable for my new over-groomed hairstyle... I guess I better go buy a Lexus!
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Zoidberg, I am disappoint.
Jesus hair FTW!
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Before and after pics, please.
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Before:
After:
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Hey aren’t you that guy from Fleetwood Mac?
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Damn, your eyes even go from blue to black.
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Arian Jesus, apparently.
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Everyone knows Jesus was white and beautiful.
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NO DAMMIT
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Hilarious!
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I never got carded, even before I turned 21, until I shaved by beard. To be fair, without a beard, I look 12. With a beard I look 40.
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Didn’t know eyes changed color with a haircut. Cool!
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Screw that man, you can go your own way...
I’m growing my beard out. Damn the man!
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Water to wine, blue to brown
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I guess if they don’t love me now
They can never love me again
I can still here them saying
You must never shave the beard
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I read this over twice to make sure there was no Celica mention
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What would the dude do
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I’m pretty I can go 24 hours without mentioning said vehicle. Well, not that sure.
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Can we get before and after pics with you in your celica?
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Become a supervillian
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There is no photograph of my 70s hairwithh my 80s coupe... I really should do that though
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That needs to get done quickly
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The clock starts now
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No that's my look. You do you.
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Hey are Stevie Nicks?
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That’s no fair! I don’t think I posted it yesterday.
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12:45 am Kinja time
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Torch’s hair isn’t that long and he still looks like a homeless man. So have faith that you’ll be able to pull that off too.
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You mean this guy from Fleetwood Mac?
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That’s not a clock I would trust.
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Get a haircut ya beatnik!
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At least your hair still grows...
some of us don’t have that privilege.
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I have long hair, and have for at least 10 years, and it’s been in a ponytail for 8. I’ll readily tell anyone that it isn’t worth the hassle (really is a pain in the ass) but I can’t bring myself to cut it all off.
Half of that is not wanting to deal with literally everyone I know, who has never known me to have hair shorter than my shoulders, inevitably going on and on about it forever.
Good luck to you, sir.